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PICK YOUR FIGHTER
FOUR ROAST MODES
From a brutal senior dev to a kind mentor — pick the energy your code deserves.
BRUTALDIFFICULTY
Zero patience. Maximum precision.
15 years in. Zero patience. Surgical precision and brutal honesty.
SENIOR DEVDIFFICULTY
Seen-it-all energy. Dry. Tired.
Dry, tired, mildly nostalgic. Has seen this exact bug since 2008.
MENTORDIFFICULTY
Honest, kind, points to the docs.
Honest feedback, framed as learning. Cites docs. Kind but real.
SPEED RUNDIFFICULTY
3 bullets. <100 words. Go.
Three bullets. Under 100 words. Go.